BEN WILINSKI

Favorite Song: Never Gonna Give You Up

Favorite Music Style: Plaid & Bell Bottoms

Favorite Color: Purple & Gold with pink socks

Musical Influences: Taylor Swift

Hobbies: Collecting lawn darts

Quote: “87% of people have back pain”

COREY RAE WHITE

Favorite Song: Dancing Queen

Favorite Music Style: Anything with a harp in it

Favorite Color: John Deer Green

Musical Influences: David Hasselhoff

Hobbies: Framing sand

Quote: “The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid”

KALLIAH JACKSON

Favorite Song: We Are The World

Favorite Music Style: Tuvan Throat Singing

Favorite Color: Clear

Musical Influences: Gene Simons Bass

Hobbies: Buying and selling brand new stamps

Quote: “If Cinderella’s shoe fit so perfectly, then why the hell did it fall off?”

JORDAN HEDLUND

Favorite Song: Best Day Ever

Favorite Music Style: Early 60’s acid polka

Favorite Color: Orangey

Musical Influences: The Bacon Brothers

Hobbies: Working with unwed mothers

Quote: “Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too”

KENNETH GARNIER

Favorite Song: Its Raining Men

Favorite Music Style: Legends of Heavy Metal Banjo

Favorite Color: Pink

Musical Influences: Gary Busey

Hobbies: Competitive napping

Quote: “He who farts in church sits in his own pew”

ETHAN SKELTON

Favorite Song: Man, I Feel Like A Woman

Favorite Music Style: Classical Tuba

Favorite Color: Shiny

Musical Influences: Lindsey Lohan

Hobbies: Shipping elephants

Quote: “Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday laying in a hospital dying of nothing”