The Lonesome Loser's

A Tribute To Yacht Rock

Posts by: corey-rae-white

A Lonesome Journey

By on February 15, 2018

After years of musical confusion and wondering what these melodies were that were swimming around in my head. It found me, there it was right in front of me on TV, the Time-Life soft-rock music compilations. Those songs, those melodies, those sweet musical arrangements and of course Michael McDonald’s backup vocals on everyone’s music.

Song after song came across the television screen reminding me of long car rides sitting on mom’s lap in the front seat with no need for seatbelts. We had one of those sweet 1979 Ford LTD {Family Truckster} type station wagons with the seat that faced backward way in the back. That same seat was kindly
provided with no seat belts, but thank goodness it had ashtrays.

Mom had every Little River Band album on 8Track. She would rewind and fast forward to her favorite songs all day long. In one day she could rewind and fast forward to almost 16 songs, oh man if these millennials only knew what they were missing out on.

Shortly after ordering my first Time-Life collection I found out that my love of these soft rock hits was not seen as “manly” or “tough” in an ever-growing world of hard rock, 80’s glam, hip-hop, and autotune. I quickly found myself very lonesome while everyone laughed and called me a sissy and a loser. So I hid my love of Yacht Rock, singing only to myself, always making sure to name my Yacht Rock playlist “Hard Core Metal” so no one would catch on. Like any good addiction, I even hid it from my family and closest friends. A lonesome Loser I surely was searching for others.

Well, those days are over, I (we) am (are) not alone. Slowly but surely we are uniting, planning and organizing. Together, we are building a safe environment where those of us looking for more in our music and find ourselves looking back can gather in peace and rejoice that which is Yacht Rock. The Lonesome Losers, an experience like no other, a bright light of musical delight in a world of “your music sucks”.

What?!?! Yacht Rock memes!

By on February 15, 2018

Getting Ready To Set Sail!

By on February 12, 2018

Shine up your collar anchors, dust off those yacht club epaulets, and prepare that captains hat. It’s time to drop it like its Yacht! June 2nd is the target date and Can Can Wonderland is the location for our first ever Yacht Rock coming out party. It’s time for closet Yacht Rock fans to gather together and openly proclaim their love for some of the best sexiest of all times.

Please be sure to become a part of our Losers Yacht Club and sign up below to get updates on when and where The Lonesome Loser’s party ship will be docking next and soft rocking some faces off.

June 2nd – Can Can Wonderland, more info to come

July 27th – Uptown VFW – Opener TBA – $10 Tickets go on sale soon!


Captains Log

By on January 7, 2018

Welcome to our Yacht Rock safe family. Please feel free to share our information with any of your friends or family that may still be in the closet about their Yacht Rock Addiction. Together we can take a stand against music bullying and one day proudly wave our sails of yachtyness openly for the world to see.

Captain Corey